The taxes will screw me over.
The taxes will screw me over.
There’s a wisdon in old men having beards, they’re more likely to cut their necks open shaving.
Doctors never retire, they just drop dead on their patients.
When someone lies to you, you have to pay someone else money to get the truth.
People have money like the world has garbage.
Stop getting so fed up by idiots, they don’t go away so it would be futile to spend your life upset by them.
Linux operating systems are kind of like public bathrooms, they’re free.
We're watching the news and some two year old got lost in a forest
- Dad: I don't get it.
- Me: Get what?
- Dad: A two year old could survive longer in a forest than you could. It would just eat bugs and drink muddy puddle water.
